**Seriously, that last part, about tweeting to someone, then realizing they are, like, a genius - That happened to me on my work twitter account. I have to tweet computer programming and iphone game developer stuff, and sound smart. It's really hard. Hence, the wine. But only at the end of the day - it's not like I have a flask at my desk or something. Well, not since they caught me.
Nah, just kiddin. But really, sounding smart is hard.