Yes, that's a squirt bottle.
Yes, it's hanging on my headboard. Of my bed.
And now, for a multiple choice quiz.
Q: Why is a squirt bottle hanging on the headboard of my bed?
A. I don't work very hard during sex so I sneak a couple sprays during the throes of passion to make me look hot, sweaty and sexy.
B. Hubby works too hard during sex and gets hot and sweaty (and a little asthmatic) so I spray him down.
C. I read that aliens don't like water so I keep it handy in case I'm abducted. Again.
D. Our neurotic dogs erupt in a symphony of barks in the middle of the night for absolutely no reason at all and a couple squirts simmers the little mofos down for a hot second..
E. All of the above.
Did you guess correctly? Congratulations. You've won some dogs.
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