Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Not So Wordless Wednesday


Yes, that's a squirt bottle.

Yes, it's hanging on my headboard. Of my bed.

And now, for a multiple choice quiz.

Q: Why is a squirt bottle hanging on the headboard of my bed?

A. I don't work very hard during sex so I sneak a couple sprays during the throes of passion to make me look hot, sweaty and sexy.

B. Hubby works too hard during sex and gets hot and sweaty (and a little asthmatic) so I spray him down.

C. I read that aliens don't like water so I keep it handy in case I'm abducted. Again.

D. Our neurotic dogs erupt in a symphony of barks in the middle of the night for absolutely no reason at all and a couple squirts simmers the little mofos down for a hot second..

E. All of the above.


Did you guess correctly? Congratulations. You've won some dogs.

This is a Wordless Wednesday blog hop sponsored by Stacey Uncorked. I was too sleep deprived to figure out how to add the linky widget thingie, so visit Stacey's blog and take a look at the other entries and link up!

5 comments:

  1. Lol! That is the funniest thing I've read in a while ;)

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  2. Very funny, that scene with the red wall was looking pretty sexy....I was stumped....

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  3. I don't work very hard during sex either. Oh wait, it was the dog answer.

    The photo of the dog made this for me. Poor innocent little puppy! Um, does the water thing actually work? My dog doesn't bark at night, but barks incessantly when I try to work from home and he is totally immune to my yelling at him to shut the eff up. And my throat hurts.

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  4. This was hilarious! I laughed out loud. Loved, loved it. Hope you come back to #findingthefunny next week!

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